“The Butthole Surfers
suck. We challenge ‘em to a drinking contest. The loser can never
leave Texas.”
(from Orange Mothers infamous poster-wars of the eighties)
The Butthole Surfers never did accept the challenge. Perhaps
they were embarrassed; according to Phish’s Trey Anastsio who
knew fellow Vermonter and head Mother Ethan Azarian’s previous
band, Hollywood Indians, “when I heard that single ‘Pepper’ I
said ‘Gibby Haynes is totally ripping off Ethan Azarian!’” However,
it was the Orange Mothers who ended up choosing to stick around
Austin.
The Orange Mothers were the greatest unknown college-rock band
of the nineties...unknown outside of Austin, anyway. Austinites
long-ago embraced the Mothers brand of quirky and clever rock
and pop (and related antics), but front person Ethan Azarian
and his band of iconoclastic misfits—Jeff Johnston, Tim Audy,
and James Welch—cared nothing about national recognition or critical
acclaim; they were just looking for some fun. Similarly, while
locals eagerly snatched up all four Orange Mothers albums, no
one ever did get around to a repress, leaving them unavailable
to Austin late-comers...until now.
I Eat Records is proud to release the Orange Mothers’ Greatest
Hits in December 2005. Featuring fourteen tracks, this collection
covers the full scope of the Mothers, from the oblique tenderness
of “Lovebirds,” to the full-out rock of “Aliens,” along with
everyone’s favorite “crotchety-old-man anthem,” “Kids (Don’t
Know),” plus a bonus track: the Hollywood Indians’ raucous power-ballad,
“Young Girl in Love.” All that and a mini-poster by Azarian,
voted best painter in The Austin Chronicle readers’ poll in 2002.
What more could anyone want?